clever minx

Good Article

I know there are a lot of people who don't like Michael Moore (mainly because they are too lazy to read anything themselves and they listen to what everyone else thinks, instead;), but I am a fan and agree with a lot of his points. I can't wait for fahrenheit 9/11 to come out and am proud that it won in Cannes. I just wanted some of you to read this article in the Washington Post critiquing the new movie.

Fahrenheit 9/11: Connecting With a Hard Left.

Great Article

Read, learn.

Since I am an advocate for broadening horizons and understanding the religions in which you claim to take part, I bring you religious tolerance....

Religious Tolerance

I know too many uninformed Christians and people who claim to be Buddhist and Wiccan, etc. All I ask is for you to have all your information when you debate with someone about religion or issues therein. People tell me I don't know what I'm talking about because they're too afraid to look it up or read it.... like I did. Don't be afraid to learn something other than what you've been told. A differing opinion may be just what you need to build a strong foundation in your faith. It's sad that I know more about the bible than a lot of Christians I know, and I no longer consider myself a Christian. Be proud of what you believe, but also be informed and open-minded:)

I found this particular subject quite interesting. Don't send me hate comments, just read and think about it. It's pretty cool..... Some Da Vinci Code stuff ;)

Horus and Jesus

And last but not least, today's moment of Zen:

If you are easily offended, don't read this;)

That's all, folks!

For Robsmum and LIPITOR: GROW SOME BALLS

I would like to dedicate this blog entry to two very special people who are close to my heart! 1. Rob, the guy who told me "U R gay U fucking cunt" on my april fool's day post, and 2. The guy who told me that people like myself who "think you know everything" are annoying "those of us who do". In both cases, this person (if it's the same person) or these people(if, in fact, two individuals are really this ignorant and frightened of my opinion) posted a non-existant email address or web site.
The first guy gave us the email robsmum_cunt@hotmail.com. The second guy gave me the Lipitor blood pressure medicine site. These people are AWESOME. I love that fact that not only do they have the intelligence to post on some of my most controversial (translation:least controversial and probably the only ones they could actually read) posts, but they have the balls to actually let me read their sites or send them an email to let them know how I feel (I'm being sarcastic, for those of you who know everything;). If you do, in fact, actually know everything, then why don't you let me read YOUR website in which you shower all people with your infinite wisdom? All I want is to drink from your fountain of knowledge and learn from my mistakes by your leadership as the "Almighty Smart Ass".
I have as good a sense of humor as the next guy, but Geez, be respectable in your criticisim. There are plenty of people, including conservatives, who post comments on my site that do not agree with my point of view. However, these people give a good argument and leave a website so that I can read up on their opinions and give MY point of view as well. That is respectable. I may not agree with them, but they at least still have a scrotum and a brain (two things which a lot of men do not simultaneously possess).
I just wanted to let you guys know how much I appreciate your criticism, your openness, and your omniscience. And your ability to actually express your differing opinion as opposed to just calling me a cunt. I may have cunt, but I am not one. Just as you may not have a dick, but you definitely ARE one. Either way, here is a website for you guys to celebrate your perfection :)

How to be a more EFFECTIVE ASSHOLE

And just to make me happy....

Cowardice

Always the bridesmaid ;)

Well, I've actually got a date lined up for tomorrow night. There is the same old feeling of bitterness, the just knowing that he'll be wrong for me and the conversation will be forced, etc. There is the same old depression of "he's just not the same as so and so" or "God, what will I say?", "will I be interesting enough?". All the doubt, all the fear, all the what have you's. Then again, there is always this tinge of excitement, this hopeful feeling. A smile crosses my face and I realize I have so much in front of me. Even if THIS isn't my guy, there is still the first date, the first walk to the front porch, the first kiss, the first realization that you love the same bands/movies, the first touch, the first "I love you". Even if this isn't the BIG BANG, one day I will have all of these firsts with someone again. And THAT makes me smile, that makes all the sad songs sound beautiful again, that makes all this seem somewhat worthwhile. Wish me luck. :)

Moore American Ignorance

Well, I read a blog entry yesterday in which a random guy wrote on how Michael Moore has no right to argue a point against the government. He said something to the effect of if you don't like the U.S. government, then move out of the country. He said he would proudly be voting for Bush again, and people who speak out against the president are unpatriotic, blahblahblah. Myself and another intelligent person posted comments on how we feel that this country is here so people CAN express their views and have different opinions from the president. I said that I had a differing opinion from a lot of the things that the president has done and, in fact, believe that he's torn down most of what Bill Clinton built up during his presidency. I went on to say that the reason we go to war and die for our country is so that people like Michael Moore and myself can speak our opinion. He even went so far as to call us Pinko Commies. Well, sir, in my opinion, telling people that they shouldn't disagree with the government sounds like a fucking communist issue to me....? Am I WRONG? Any way.. the reason I'm writing about this is that today, I cannot find this blog entry or the comments ANYWHERE. It's like if you write something that everyone likes, you'll keep it, but if you have some criticism and you feel like an ass, you have to delete the blog and the comments. This guy's a pussy.. that's all I can say. I have written things that conservatives hated.. and they let me know it....BUT, you can still find that stuff on my blog. I emplore all my fellow bloggers.... take a stand, express your opinion, and stand by it through thick and thin. Even if you are a pinko commie bastard or a conservative (some believe those two to be one in the same ;).
Good Day..

Where are these guys?

You've Got Guys Lined Up Around the Block While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.

My Favorite Show

OMG, it's finally out!!!!! Grab your toenail polish, gay porn, and icecream. It's time to watch season six......
Sex and the City

Al Franken is Funny

I just finished reading Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them by Al Franken. I, being a Liberal, of course thought this book was hilarious. But, I would rather myself be considered a fair liberal, and therefore I decided to study up on some of this stuff myself. I first read some of Ann Coulter's columns. I thought Al was surely kidding about what a nut this woman is, but alas, he is not. I have two things to say to Ann Coulter. First, go back to school and learn how to get facts straight. Secondly, if you would spend as much of your time and energy educating Republicans on politics as you do on talking about how horrible and ignorant Liberals are, maybe your life would be a little better spent. I am not a fan of most conservatives, but I must tell you this is only because they don't respect my beliefs and galavant around the world beating people over the head saying "Liberals are BAD!!!". I just wish that people had the balls to improve their own party without just lashing out at each other. It's ridiculous. Campaigning, mud slinging... it's all ridiculous. It seems as though you can only run for office or write a political column if your resume includes name-calling. Stop the insanity!!! Improve our Country!!!! (and let's get George Bush out of the White House, mmmkay?) that is all ;)
Ann Coulter is Crazy

Yes, I was bored

Spell your first name backwards - Ellechim
The story behind your user name - Michelle is my name.. and my email is at gsfl.org
Are you a lesbian - negativo
Where do you live - Lookout Mountain
4 words that sum you up - talented, funny, sarcastic, HOT ;)
Wallet - Umm.. i don't have a wallet. But if i did, i suppose there would be a driver's license, military i.d., check card, blockbuster card, mojo burrito punch card, insurance card, and little or no cash.
Hairbrush - generally i use a pick, not a brush
Toothbrush - green and clear mentadent toothbrush
Jewelry worn daily - silver ring with green turqoise stone
Pillow covers - white tshirt material
Blanket - a blue veveteen blanket
Coffee cup- don't you mean chai tea cup?
Sunglasses -dark pink lenses, silver frames
Underwear - green/blue calvin klein... rrrreeeeaaaallllyy soft
CD in stereo right now - mix cd with coldplay, jack johnson, rejects, and rooney
Tattoos - chinese symbol for truth on my lower back
Piercings - ears, cartilage, belly button, used to have my nose pierced... just recently grew up.
What you are wearing now- hollister jeans and an orange tshirt
Hair - wet, just out of the shower look
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)
In my mouth - coconut gelato
In my head - worrying about car payment/ something to do at work tonight
Wishing - I had money in my bank account
After this - work... bleh
Talking to - myself
Eating - nothing
Person/People you wish you could see right now - Rodrigo Santoro naked
Is next to you - my kitty
Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month- nothing.. my life is sad
The last thing you ate - coconut gelato
Something that you are deathly afraid of - meteors crashing into the earth/ plummeting to my death
Do you like candles - yea
Do you like hot wax - ?
Do you like incense - yea
Do you like the taste of blood - tastes like metal...weird
Do you believe in love - sometimes
Do you believe in soul mates - definitely not
Do you believe in love at first sight - no. lust at first sight? definitely
Do you believe in Heaven - Yes. but perhaps not your idea of heaven
Do you believe in forgiveness - yes
Do you believe in God - yes
What do you want done with your body when you die - give my useful organs away and cremate me. I want to live on someone's fireplace mantle :D
Who is your worst enemy - noone
If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - a bit white tiger
What is the latest you've ever stayed up- a couple days maybe 3
Ever been to Belgium - nope
Can you eat with chopsticks -yes... sushi.. mmmmm
What are some of your favorite candy - riesen, dark chocolate, does ice cream count?
What's something that you wish people would understand - people are equal regardless if they are black, white, gay, straight, handicapp, ect. and george bush sucks.
What's something you wish you could understand better- Mind control (spooky, huh?)
What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow - get a second job
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, leave me alone

I want to know who wrote the book on soul mates. I want to meet this bastard who thinks I'm "still young" and "the right one will come along eventually". I want to know which small brained pion actually believes that there is one person in the universe just for me and when, exactly, I am going to come across this person. I don't know who you are, but you need a better editor, apparently. I have found that there is at least one person for everyone who is going to be the cheater. There are one or two people who are going to be perfect until they decide that YOU are the one who is not perfect for them. There will be one or two who get violently angry and either lay hands on you or throw things at you. There will be the crush who seems to always be getting back together with his or her girlfriend or boyfriend. And then come the ones who worship you and won't leave you alone who will never be your type. Those can also fall under the category of people you've been unfortunately "set up" with. None of these, however, would fall under any sort of "forever" category. I do believe there can be friends that you were meant to come in contact with through the "powers that be" or "karma", but everyone needs to stop with this soul mate crap. It's a bunch of bologna (baloney), and I only like bologna fried and on bread with mayonnaise. I am funny, smart, pretty, interesting, spontaneous, and overall fucking great. If I never find a man, then I never do. That doesn't mean everyone needs to tell me "there's still time" or "you just haven't met the right person". Listen closely: I have a notion that there is NO right person. There may never be. But if you'll be my friend instead of my match-maker, then maybe my lonely life won't be so terrible. A-thank you.
Your miserably lonely friend ;)
The Michelle

Isn't this FUN?

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

This automated journal entry thing is DA BOMB. I've been too lazy to update and now I have a completely accurate entry without having to try!

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Claustrophobic

I'm feeling claustrophobic. People's internal clouds of conversation cluttering my space like cereal spilled on the kitchen floor. I hear my brother thinking over his disgust for homosexuals. "There's no sense in them coming to church when they're just going to hell, anyway". What about the murderers, rapists, alocoholics who beat their wives to death.... they have a better chance? I'm puzzled and saddened. My dad's contempt for my chosen lax lifestyle. "If you had done what I said when I told you to, you wouldn't be in this situation". Sure, dad. I'd be a drug-addicted alcoholic with a failing marriage and two redneck children. I'd be in and out of jail, never would've attended college, and would be working at the Golden Gallon. Sounds like fun. So unhappy that I decided to be educated and free spirited. I hear my Captain saying "It's only two weeks over seas. Can't die in two weeks". Sure you can. It wasn't hard in Fallujah..... I hear the silence of the friends who used to be there, but don't have enough time now. ".............." I cried. And someone hugged me. I don't want to be hugged, I just want to cry. I just wanted to get the tears out, they've been lingering there so long. Why do people choose to be so ignorant? Why do people choose to be so distant? Why do people choose to make no big deal out of things that ARE a big deal to someone? Hold onto your inner monologue. Stop allowing your clouds to float into my space. I've got enough on my mind.