clever minx

Disclaimer: If you like movies that suck..... don't spoil the Grudge by reading this review. On the other hand, if you hate movies that suck... just don't see the Grudge

So, if you are on your way to see The Grudge..... in the words of my friend John, "don't eat, because you are going to be full with the giant shit-burger that is this movie". This is the most horrible piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. I, too was duped into thinking the previews were freaky and the movie was going to be good. No, I thought, I will NOT listen to the bad reviews.... I will see this movie.

Well, let me save you the money, time, and embarrassment by giving you a rundown of the plot. Basically the skeleton of the movie is the ring without the well. You have the scary girl... a scary naked boy who screams like a cat (you're not the only one who is confused by this)... an unsuspecting girl who drags her unsuspecting and eventually dead boyfriend into the mix... telephone calls with weird noises..... there's also the "don't go into the dark attic" scene where someone ultimately goes into the dark attic, and last but definitely not least, we have the shifting timeline that leaves you completely confused as to when the FUCK this particular scene happened in the scheme of things. So, scary ring girl, dumb girl, weird animal, freaky old lady, telephone (yes the same ring shit over again), dark attic....

I think that about covers every possible scary-movie rip off possible on earth. Oh, and what IS this fucking grudge of which they speak? There is no God-damned Grudge. Somebody killed their wife and kid and then they all haunted the house. LAME. NO FUCKING GRUDGE. Basically, if you thought the previews were scary..... watch the previews again, because they are scarier than the piece of shit movie. Thank you for listening. Save your money and go see SAW or something.

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