clever minx

For Robsmum and LIPITOR: GROW SOME BALLS

I would like to dedicate this blog entry to two very special people who are close to my heart! 1. Rob, the guy who told me "U R gay U fucking cunt" on my april fool's day post, and 2. The guy who told me that people like myself who "think you know everything" are annoying "those of us who do". In both cases, this person (if it's the same person) or these people(if, in fact, two individuals are really this ignorant and frightened of my opinion) posted a non-existant email address or web site.
The first guy gave us the email robsmum_cunt@hotmail.com. The second guy gave me the Lipitor blood pressure medicine site. These people are AWESOME. I love that fact that not only do they have the intelligence to post on some of my most controversial (translation:least controversial and probably the only ones they could actually read) posts, but they have the balls to actually let me read their sites or send them an email to let them know how I feel (I'm being sarcastic, for those of you who know everything;). If you do, in fact, actually know everything, then why don't you let me read YOUR website in which you shower all people with your infinite wisdom? All I want is to drink from your fountain of knowledge and learn from my mistakes by your leadership as the "Almighty Smart Ass".
I have as good a sense of humor as the next guy, but Geez, be respectable in your criticisim. There are plenty of people, including conservatives, who post comments on my site that do not agree with my point of view. However, these people give a good argument and leave a website so that I can read up on their opinions and give MY point of view as well. That is respectable. I may not agree with them, but they at least still have a scrotum and a brain (two things which a lot of men do not simultaneously possess).
I just wanted to let you guys know how much I appreciate your criticism, your openness, and your omniscience. And your ability to actually express your differing opinion as opposed to just calling me a cunt. I may have cunt, but I am not one. Just as you may not have a dick, but you definitely ARE one. Either way, here is a website for you guys to celebrate your perfection :)

How to be a more EFFECTIVE ASSHOLE

And just to make me happy....

Cowardice