Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
This automated journal entry thing is DA BOMB. I've been too lazy to update and now I have a completely accurate entry without having to try!
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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A. I don't understand why you put that comment on THIS entry. B. You don't know me, how do YOU know that I DON'T know everything. C. If you don't like me or appreciate my writing/ debating abilities and sense of humor, don't read my fucking blog. :) have a nice day
Posted by: michelle at May 23, 2004 08:10 PMand P.S., grow some balls and post your ACTUAL web address if you're going to insult someone.
Posted by: michelle at May 23, 2004 08:12 PM