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Sifl-n-olly/ Michelle reunion

OMG! I don't think I've ever been so happy in my life!!! I'm bursting with so much joy I may just piss my pants... but I'll refrain just long enough for you guys to check out this website.... sifl-n-olly. I stayed up many a night in high school watching these guys and laughing so hard I almost coughed up my moose tracks icecream. They are fucking hilarious. I had been sad for the longest time thinking they had just disappeared off the face of the earth, when in actuality, I had just been spelling their names wrong! I'm a moron.... but a happy moron, indeed. :)

And now.. In honor of bad poetry Wednesday... some bad poetry from Sifl and Olly:

*Abe Lincoln

Abe Lincoln had a way with words.
In true silence.
And when you're pure,
You can almost hear him snoring in his grave.
He was pretty tall. -- Sifl

*Nightmare of the Thimble's Dreams

Oh curious splendid thimble
My eye is to you as dew to the petal.
Protectith thy thumb from needlish pokes
Be true?
My reflection against your silver skin?
Have I had the corn betwixed my teeth this whole time?
Have I been sewing with corn stuck between my teeth the whole time?!
Gross...I am sorry poor thimble.
Sorry for the view I cast uponith mine silver thumb helmet. -- Olly

*Paul

Great big trees are like...wow.
Some of those suckers get tall.
I'm like a fallen dove, with oversized wings.
Be true when you're doing math.
There's no right or wrong answer.
Paul used to say that. -- Sifl

*Tiger Power

You know...
I don't feel keeping tigers as pets is as cool as it seems
with the meat
and the fur
and the nails
and the teeth...
Is that corn between that tigers teeth?
That tiger has corn between his teeth.
How was that tiger eating corn?
What the hell's going on here?
It's not corn?
What it is then?
...pieces of a raincoat?
I'm sorry...I didn't know. -- Olly

*Dark

A light desire for free grapes.
No fool will swallow a pony from the large end first.
Many people sing, but few play Stratigo.
In or out?
You're all taking your shoes off!-- Sifl

*Life...you're soaking in it.

The quicksand is deep around here
It is life.
A leather ashtray filled with the Queens cigars
It is life.
Dropping a thousand beanbags out of an airplane
It is Leif Garret...I mean life.
A snowcone's skeleton displayed in a hologram.
Life is it!...thus it is life.
A football stadium filled with pudding
As aiplanes lower the giant spoon.
...It is....
Robotic Sausages that can roll and beep.
IT IS LIFE!
LIFE!!
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!! -- olly

You're always hearing something
Until silence interrupts it
Like dinosaur burps -- sifl

Checketh thy coat at the door
oh rose of silken ways
Moveth into thy light and furl thy tongue a raspberry
At a' boy danny, at a boy danny, come on danny,
you can do it danny...come on, homerun, danny!
you got it danny, next one danny... only two strikes danny
this one's you danny. swing danny, you can do it danny...
you suck danny.
checketh thy coat at the door of time.
darkness.
silence....mystery. -- olly

My sweater is full of moths
makes me...
sad
I turn slowly
put it in sifl's drawer -- olly

Charles in charge
of my day
of my night-- sifl

I like Monkeys
big super monkeys
even when they pinch my arm
zippity bang, orangutans
never did nobody no harm
I like monkeys
punky, funky, monkeys
When they wear bandanas...
I feel overwhelmed

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