clever minx

If you are easily offended or don't find stupid shit funny, don't read this, in fact, don't read my weblog at all ;)

I've decided to take Todd's example, and instead of 200 word wednesday... we're gonna have bad poetry thursday. I am almost positive that I will not be as bad at bad poetry as Todd is, but I hope someday to follow in his footsteps. Let us begin.

PUSSY
My kitty is hungry
she just ate a piece of string
maybe i should feed
the kitty
but if i feed her too much..
will she get fat?
if i eat cat food will i
in fact
get fat?
hmm... cat food
wonder how that tastes?
probably bad.

AT LEAST IT RHYMES
I ate some cake
i need to rake
i've never faked
an orgasm
there's a door
what is it for?
am i a whore
with spasms?
it is warm
the bees swarm
a school marm
who sucks
it's understood
this is not good
and i should
well, fuck

and last, and probably least.. a BAD HAIKU

I have a weblog
yes, it is called clever minx
it is good..... and stuff

This is the conclusion of bad poetry thursday. Thanks goes out to Todd for the inspiration for this horrible shit, andI will now post some stupid shit (or question as to whether or not stupid shit (like my poetry) should be banned).... which is not poetry :)

Stupid Shit?

Posted by michellegsfl at March 25, 2004 08:30 AM | TrackBack