Having recently watched High Fidelity, I have decided to do a top five list in regular John Cusack fashion. This is no ordinary top five list, being that it is on my website.... it is a top five list of genres of men.....which suck. Without further ado, here's the list:
Rednecks: The "Ain't Skeered" sticker on the back of his pickup truck is a warning long before the aryan/racist slant begins. I met one of these at the gym, and let's just say it wasn't pretty.
Rich Kids: "I'm not ready for a relationship" translates into "I'm not ready for a relationship with a girl who has no money and that I can't take home to dad". Nuff said.
Religious Fanatics: "Have you found Jesus?". Perhaps I haven't, but I'm not going to find him in your pants. I'm positive of this.
Loser Potheads: They have no motivation to get a job, a car, or in your bed. If they happen to live in Murfreesboro, you are really screwed.
Depressed Existentialist/ Transcendentalist/Buddhist: Isn't this in the religious fanatic category, you ask? Well, no, these are a different beast altogether. These are the extremely intelligent, coffee drinking intellectual conversationalists. They are intriguing at first, and then you realize they're just a transcendental mess. You assume they'll end up committing suicide so they can rejoin their transcendentalist blob in the universe.
This pretty much sums up the men you should avoid. If you've never seen High Fidelity, I suggest you see it for the other top five all time lists. John Cusack is fantastic. Btw.... if you cross any of the lame-os listed above.... tuck tail and run.
Posted by michellegsfl at March 14, 2004 11:32 PM | TrackBackI found your writing on this piece offense. We could go into the 7 different types of women that every women falls under personality wise, but I want, so everyone needs love and with your attitude it is any wonder anyone your age will, you are just bitter and you need to let it go, if I am ever in Muffro, perhaps I will discuss it with you over coffee and afterwards we can go to church and I will try and find Jesus with you!
Posted by: Tony Campbell at March 15, 2004 01:43 PMI apologize if I've offended anyone. I am a big joker... and not necessarily bitter (which I find slightly offensive). Yes, you and I both can put women under several different horrible categories..... but I do not date women, however, and therefore find no need to make fun of them. These are examples of actual guys I have dated..... considering I've probably dated NOONE who reads this... don't take offense. I still like you, Tony.
P.S. It's funnier to make fun of men.
Posted by: Michelle at March 15, 2004 03:03 PMhaha I love it
I LOVE the jesus in pants thing
I had a religious fanatic hit on me and only wanted sex hahahahaha
*falls outta chair laughing*
Posted by: amber at March 15, 2004 04:10 PMYes you've truly offended my maleness, Michelle. Tony you're a panzy. Jesus knows you touch yourself
Posted by: francoamerica at March 17, 2004 02:20 PMThat was too funny. I'm surprised it offended anyone. Oh well, that is the politically correct world we live in I guess. I thought the rich boy example was hilarious. Although there is a similar category for women. I know some women who won't even give a guy the time of day if he isn't racking in a 6 figure salary.
Posted by: spidarX at March 17, 2004 05:21 PMI have been with Ms. Minx as she has stumbled upon these idiots and assholes. I can say firsthand every description is not only ligit, but deserved as well.
Posted by: Perpetual Puppy at March 18, 2004 03:43 PM