clever minx

Dear older women at work who hate me,

I understand that I am more beautiful, intelligent, desirable, and much less married and tied down with children than you. This is probably the karma coming back to me for not being a bitch to younger women in the work place... or maybe it's just me. I just wanted you to know that I DO see your dirty looks, and I DO NOT appreciate them. It makes no sense to me how you behave so childishly simply because I do my job and people like me for that. I also do not understand how you can be so pissed about men at work checking me out (and not your bitchy ass) even when I do not indulge them or ask for it. See above KARMA statement. Anyhow, I just wanted to let you know that I really don't give a shit.. continue with dirty looks and sly wink wink nudge nudge comments to one another, and I will continue knowing that I am better than you.
And prettier.
And smarter.
And go fuck yourself.

Random rant letters are good therapy, ladies and gentlemen.....