I came home this morning with the thought of scrambled egg sandwiches and bacon in my head. I walked in the door.. petted the cat.. cleaned out her box... and headed for the kitchen. Put the bacon on the stovetop, grabbed a bowl and turned for the fridge. Had two slices of bread laid out with mayonnaise smeared on.... sitting... waiting on a small plate. I grabbed two eggs out of the door and turned around to crack the first one on the side of the bowl, and then it happened. Like some real life version of the movie Carrie.. I could see myself pissed off, making knives fly through the air, crucifying my mother against the wall.... well, maybe not. But I did see blood in the egg. Aren't those things supposed to be UN-fertilized? Out comes the yolk, and then the nasty bloody rest. The thought still makes me cringe. I'm surprised I could still make and eat breakfast it was so disgusting.
Is this an omen? Am I to have a bad day? Do people all over the world say "God, I just don't think I can handle a bloody egg day, today" ? I'm concerned for myself and for my fellow breakfast-eating Americans. This shall be brought up in the next meeting, considering that the national breakfast eating Americans who don't like bloody eggs corporation is not just a figment of my imagination. Hmm......
And on another note: I watched the Big Lebowski at work last night (If you're thinking that I'm a lazy ass who doesn't have a real job.... NEWS FLASH, LOSER!!! I AM a lazy ass who watches movies at work! Toucher!) Anyway, I don't think I'll ever quit saying "Shut the fuck up, donnie". And for those of you who don't know what that means, or who haven't seen the movie.... who the hell are YOU, anyway?
well, good day, guys.
Posted by michellegsfl at February 20, 2004 08:24 AM | TrackBackhaha i wanna go to third dammit!
Posted by: amber at February 20, 2004 11:08 PMWhat is so terrible about the men in Muff.? NOt to familiar with the area as I am in Chattanooga, but women loving loving women is on the rise here it is getting scarey as women out number men 4 to 1 in the world right now.
Posted by: TOny Campbell at February 23, 2004 10:32 AMhmm.. not sure I understand you so much, mr. tony campbell... haha
Posted by: michelle at February 23, 2004 05:23 PMwow. what a relief. i thought i was the only one completely grossed out by a bloody egg. i think you described it well... like a scene from carrie...
let's wish eachother no more of these days. in some cultures, they think eggs can draw out impurities. So maybe the egg was absorbing something.